Be a nice person

What does it take to be a nice person really? Is it about helping people around you? Is it about doing things on time? Or is it about not being rude and harsh to the world around you? Its a hard thing to tell. But funnily, so often we hear people saying, “Oh such a nice person”. So it is obviously not rocket science, right? So I have made an attempt to jot down some ground rules which will at least give an impression to others that you are a nice person.

1. When you have to say “screw you”, always smile after that – Most people dont get sarcasm and your ass is saved
2. When you want to borrow money from someone and not pay back in time, tell ‘em how awesome they are. It will work half the time, and other time, they obviously will know they are dumb.
3. If you are an Indian, like and may be sometimes even worship, Sachin Tendulkar.
4. When you have relatives at home, you don’t send ‘em back inappropriately. the way you do that is by borrowing money from ‘em time and again.
5. If you want to yell at someone or make fun of someone, do it on their face and immediately tell ‘em, “If it was someone else, I wouldn’t even be thinking to do it. You are such a sport” – That will work, almost all the time.
6. If you don’t want to follow someone on Twitter, create a list and put ‘em there.
7. There is no right age or time to tell people that they are delusional and imaginary. The best way is to scare ‘em with your weird philosophy.
8. Philosophy might not pay you, but it will sure scare the crap out of your friends. And makes you look cooler and wise (which none of us can ever afford to be, if otherwise)
9. When someone asks you, “What do you think?” and you want to say, “You suck”.. just say, “Yea ok”.. Any dim-witted person would understand it, if they dint, well they don’t even deserve to be called dim-witted.
10. When you make jokes on someone on Facebook, make sure they can’t read it. Privacy settings are there for a reason.
11. If you accidentally yelled at someone or had a huge altercation, just go retweet ‘em or like their Facebook statuses.It will work most of the time.
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